"In the (Christian) Apocalypse, Hell pretty much comes to us, doesn't it? The "chosen" are lifted into the heavens and the rest of us are left here for 1000 years to so...."

"I did a search for "recidivism for pedophiles" and after a quick skim found several different rates quoted, but mostly over short time spans (3 years to 5 years)...."

"Okay, so maybe it could be worse, but this is pretty damn bad. I guess it seems all the worse to me because I can be claustrophobic at times."

"No presents? You're really taking this seriously. ;)"

"33 miners trapped in a 33 x 20 foot space 2000 feet underground will likely be there for 3 months while a rescue shaft is drilled for them. Holy crap!..."

"I wish.. I have a special pair of red wing-tips I where whenever I'm down that way, but sadly, I have to use the stairs like everyone else. Now that you mention it, maybe Beelzebub could whip me up a floating cloud of hellfire to ride on...."

"I've never seen it. Is it good? I couldn't find it on Netflix. :("